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jean claude van damme

star of many amazing films such as bloodsport and kick boxer.
wow! theres jean claude van damme, doing roundhouses
by the badger July 25, 2003
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Demographically Damned

When two people love each other, but cannot make the relationship work, because their upbringing and backgrounds are too diverse, and they don't have enough experience in common to bond completely.
"Harry and Sheila were perfect for each other except they were Demographically Damned. He could never come up to her level."
by Mamahipster November 7, 2011
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kickin' like Van Damme

When a chick is so hot in booty-shorts, you want to watch her spread her legs between two driving big rigs.
Damn! Paula is kickin' like Van Damme right now! I wanna get up in them guts.
by Bigg Tiggs March 21, 2017
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Shit up to be damned

When an article of clothing and or furniture has been soiled by feces to the point where it cannot be salvaged or cleaned sufficiently for further use.
Eric was so sick with a stomach flu recently, when he sneezed, his pants and the couch were completely shit up to be damned!
by Lance Heston December 27, 2017
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Van Damme facial.

Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.

Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").
Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
by Antony December 20, 2003
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Big Blue Dommed

Destroying a college dorm toilet so badly that the janitors cry every morning before they enter. Also, the neighbors yell "there goes another one" every time their fatasses even takes a glimpse towards the bathroom. This 4X4 Italian fat ass leaves the toilet looking like a shit bomb from Pearl Harbor when he's finished.
The janitor exclaimed," God fucking damnit, the toilet just got big blue dommed and I'm the only one on duty."
by BBD May 14, 2018
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theatre of the damned

Kino Der Toten as referred to by Richtofen.
Richtofen: Entry 741021! Perhaps the station will hold the key to the real goals of Group 935. I still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me. But I digress. Who would've thought the MDT was capable of time travel? How many stations does this group have? Where did that little girl disappear to? Only time will tell what new questions await us in this...THEATRE OF THE DAMNED!
by Damnits May 24, 2019
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