Danish slang for a type of anal sex. The mans face must fit entirely into the woman's anus, and then he must stay inside for six minutes strait. 7 people die per year from attempting to do this.
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Get the daizeon mug.A protrusion from the anal cavity similar to a hemorrhoid however this occurs as a direct result of extensive abusive use of over sized dildos and anal plugs causing anal fissures. Named after the founding member of Damzer society.
Jill was worried when she went to the doctors office for anal aches and pains but was relieved when Dr Jones diagnosed her problem as a Damzer and could easily be cured with a liquid diet and prescription lube for the next six weeks.
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Get the Damzer mug.Damzer (Noun) Similar to an anal fissure but specifically resulting from intense anal pegging without proper lubrication.
Damzed (Verb) The act of damaging the anal wall from rough anal sex play
Damzed (Verb) The act of damaging the anal wall from rough anal sex play
Peter was embarrassed to visit the local clinic because he feared he would have to explain how he knew he had a "damzer" as a result of the poor life decisions he made last weekend.
Peter drank so much the previous weekend that he found himself being "damzed' by a complete stranger he met at the party.
Peter drank so much the previous weekend that he found himself being "damzed' by a complete stranger he met at the party.
by Dr Bradburry September 15, 2021
Get the Damzer mug.(Noun) An extremely painful, bulging golf-ball sized hemorrhoid-like wound resulting from abnormal blood vessel formation. Unlike venous hemorrhoids a Damzer is a formation resulting from the irritation of abnormal arterial structures around the taint or anus. Often times the diagnosis differentiates that a Damzer differs from the common hemorrhoid in that Damzer pulsates and throbs due to the proximity of the arterial vein.
Nancy returned from her honeymoon in extreme pain. Upon her visit to the emergency room the doctor quickly recognized her Damzer by its pulsating golf-ball sized characteristics.
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