cyberbitching

Complaining about your significant other (or anyone for that matter) online because you can't handle your issues with them like an adult.

Tommy was cyberbitching about his girlfriend Linda because she was going out tonight without him, instead of just talking to her about it.

by TNMarine October 21, 2017

Cyberbitch

One who types in all caps in forum posts, chats, text messages, or emails, essentially yelling at whomever is on the receiving end.

Todd: "WHERE DID YOU GO?"
Bill: I'm in the bathroom
Todd: IM WAITING
Bill: Stop yelling you cyberbitch

by BradBroChill June 11, 2019

Cybernating

The act of using electronics in a secluded place for long periods of time

Richard has been cybernating all day

Phil you sick and tired of cybernating

by Art of english September 18, 2019

cybernating

The state of being in physical isolation at home, but widely connected to others via technology.

Everyone is cybernating since the Covid19 lockdowns.

by CaptainCalamazoo March 28, 2020

Cybernet

The Cybernet is a new cool radical sensation! All the cool kids like to surf the world wide web!
You can play games, download movies, join chatrooms, and send emails to the president of the united states

Bro 1: Hey bro! do you wanna go skating and get all the hot chicks?
Bro 2: Not right now bro, Im surfing the Cybernet!
Bro 1: WOW bro thats like TOTALLY TUBULAR DUDE!

by i fuck my hand June 27, 2020

Cybernetic Procrasturbation

Willful and enjoyable procrastination that is predominantly performed through the use of internet-based sources of distraction. Basically, anything electronic that holds your attention from completing necessary tasks.
i.e. social media, Reddit, shopping, and gaming (vidya).

"I wasted four hours on cybernetic procrasturbation today and now I can't finish this report for my boss on time!"

"Zach is the worst at handing in papers on time because he is always cybernetically procrasturbating."

by Noodl3Ninja October 23, 2020

cyberkitty

a celestial angel from a distant galaxy here to diminsh perpetual gender roles and break societal norms aswell as spread positivity and feminist ideologies. youll find a cyberkitty wearing pink and reading national geographic.

person: "emily is so beautiful, I love my lil cyberkitty"

person: "we often get high and watch cosmos, she is a true cyberkitty"

by pasta403 April 5, 2015