A Curghipost is a vaguely offensive, strange, often sexual post most common in discord servers. Named after no one in particular, a curghipost is often accompanied by many reactions by the unfortunate souls who witnessed it.
“Matt curghiposted in the discord last night and got himself banned”
some dude: *curghiposts*
everyone: “dude what the hell?”
some dude: *curghiposts*
everyone: “dude what the hell?”
by ajc7575 June 20, 2021
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Get the Cuphea mug.While having sex with a pregnant woman, the act of repeatedly driving your penis in so deep and with such great force that you actually create an indentation in the fetus' partially solidified cranium. When the child is born the depressed portion of the skull will provide you with a perfect place to set a can of your favorite beverage.
Dude. I hate that I have to wait another 3 months for Jill to pop that kid out. I'm getting god damn sick and tired of holding my own beer. My little Columbus Cupholder can not get here soon enough!
by BeerMeStrength January 17, 2009
Get the Columbus Cupholder mug.If the new product "The Butt Toner" claims to reshape the hips, thighs, and curple, his ol' lady better jump on the bandwagon now. Christ, she's got a curple so big, that if she had to haul that fat ass of hers, she'd have to make two trips!
by weave September 7, 2003
Get the CURPLE mug.Cuphead is a PC and Xbox One videogame platformer that is based on cartoons from the time of 1930's. This game was originally a boss rush game, but was later changed due to fan involvement. The difficulty level of the game is a mere 3/10 and is easy for all ages to play. Anyone who can't beat the final boss on Expert is a pansy and should not be touching a controller. This game is also multiplayer, so you and your buddy can both be happy while enjoying some old-timey action.
Guy: Have you played Cuphead yet?
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Here.
Guy 2 *3seconds later* : You can have it back... right.... now.
Guy: have fun.
Guy 2: FUCK YOU!!!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Here.
Guy 2 *3seconds later* : You can have it back... right.... now.
Guy: have fun.
Guy 2: FUCK YOU!!!
by DragonstarX October 23, 2017
Get the Cuphead mug.Early 21st century slang. A perpetual moron who is unable to remove his/her mobile phone from their face whilst driving.
Carphoneitus is a phenomenon that effects up to three quarters of the world’s driving population. The cause of this retarded mentality is debatable; some think it’s linked to a prepubescent homosexual infatuation with a member of the same family, while others simply believe it’s attributed to a childhood fear of home computers and the test card. One thing is undisputed however and that is 90% of offenders are actually not talking to anybody, whilst they're driving, they’re just pretending to, as they have no real friends.
by Dr Alucard July 18, 2006
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