Cumshingly

When a man is having sex and is about ready to cum. he takes his penis out and "climaxes" on his partners back. when he is done he draws a smiley face (the best way he can) with his penis.

Tony created a Cumshingly on Taras back.

Craig did a Cumshingly on Joeys back

by Karrington June 14, 2004

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Cumshit

The act of dropping a load of logic onto, around, or in the vicinity of the bitchface.

"Would you like cumshit to the face?"

by blondie475 September 18, 2012

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cumship • cumstipated • comshipper • Cumshit • Comship • cumshitter • Cumstipation • cumshirt • Cumsnipe • Cumstipacion

A baby pedophile, I mean, a person who ships problematic stuff for the sake of it, like abuser x victim, fetus x queen elizabeth, etc. they’re usually proshippers and lolicons too who use this term to sound innocent

P1: I’m a comshipper, who thinks rape and incest is cute
P2: I hope your family finds this
P1: erm…I use comshipping to cope with my uncle touching me
P3: you sound retarded

by Yourboiyungcashregister July 29, 2023

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CUMSTIPATED

A MORE SCIENTIFIC APPROACH TO BLUE BALLS

DAMNED DUDE, BITCH KEEPS GETTING ME CUMSTIPATED

by MAX FOOL March 25, 2011

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Comshipping

Commonly confused with Proshipping, Comshipping is the act of shipping problematic ships. Comshippers are under the Proship umbrella on communities like twitter. Comships commonly have grooming or pedophile over/undertones, including age gaps, rape, etc. Not all Comshippers are bad, not all Comshippers are good.

Person A: "Well, I caught (Person) Comshipping.."
Comshipper: "I comship, let it slide!"

by Dawnie-SealSteak🥩 October 12, 2023

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