cute cumber

What you call a person when they're extremely adorable

You could be my cute cumber ;)

by Red smoke November 17, 2014

cumberbum

An ancient sport where heterosexual men armed only with a large lumpy cucumber face off against one another. The object of the contest is to insert the cucumber into the anal hole of the opponent.

"I lost a game of cumberbum and now I poop pickles"

by octoplusminus May 2, 2011

Heavy Cumer

Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)

Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!

by Urban humor May 25, 2016

cumbersation

Noun: a cumbersome, or unwanted, conversation. Having to talk to someone (or about something) you would rather avoid. Pertains to annoying strangers, relatives, superiors, etc.

"Thank goodness you showed up when you did, I was having the most unbearable cumbersation with the UPS guy."

by Mrs. Peel July 12, 2009

plane camper

One who performs the deplorable act of sitting on a runway waiting for a aircraft to spawn in the game Battlefield 1942 and Desert Combat.

d00d1: hehe

teamplayer: d00d1! get teh fuck of da runway you plane camper, we need flags and your just sitting there!

d00d1: fuq j00!

teamplayer: OMG, Admin plz kick this littl cunt!

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

bathroom camper

A person who, for reasons yet unknown, will always spend no less than 30 minutes in the bathroom, no matter what they originally went in to do. You can always tell who's going camping in the shitter, as they will usually be carrying a "survival kit", which includes at least one of the following; a crossword book, a newspaper, a magazine, or in extreme cases, a sandwich.

If I'd have known that Jared was a bathroom camper, I would've tried to get first dibs on the thrown.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 12, 2010

Meagan Camper

Meagan Jane Camper is an American model born on May 2nd 1989 in Carrollton, Ohio. She is mostly known for dating Pete Wentz, from Fall Out Boy. She has modeled for several brands, including American Eagle and Urban Planet, back in 2010-2012. She is the mother of Saint Lazlo Wentz (6) and Marvel Jane Wentz (3). She also takes care of her step-son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz (12). She is an amazing person, with a good heart and personality. She also is insanely beautiful!

Meagan Camper is who I aspire to be in the future! I love her <3

by majuliabm May 30, 2021