Mummer Cummer

Engaging in a sexual act with ones gf/bf mum or their own mum

Dude, i totally pulled off the ultimate mummer cummer last night with my gf's mum. She was screaming so loud!

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

cummers ear

sticking a man's penis into a woman's ear, and ejaculating into it. usually performed by asians.

Damn, I couldn't hear for a week after Johnny gave me cummers ear !

by yodaddyBITCH August 3, 2008

ninja cummer

A person who cums without having any reaction so their partner is unaware.

I was ridding my boyfriend and he had an orgasm without me knowing about it. He is a ninja cummer.

by Keatball November 11, 2018

cat cummer

someone who disrespects animals and decides to unload on their feline pet

Oh my god Shane is a total cat cummer

by germanpeppapig March 20, 2019

the cummer

ah the cummer. look at them walk around.

well! there goes the cummer!!

jack manifold.

girl: is that jack manifold?
person: no, thats the cummer.

girl: sweet

by hermitthefroug September 6, 2021

Maze Cummer

When you make a maze out of you dried cum.

I’m just made a new maze cummer and it won a prize.

by Tepbow November 2, 2022

shit cummer

someone who has been recently hammered in the ass and goes to shit and shits cum. Or a big asshole

god damn that shit cummer

by large taco October 29, 2007