Cum a Hanky

When you are at work in your office looking up porn on the computer while stroking your cock under the desk.
You suddenly realise you are going to cum and don't want to cum over your hand or your trousers / shirt, so you quickly pull your handkerchief out of your jacket pocket or trouser pocket, and place it over your cock - like a tent. the handkerchief (hanky) will soak up your load, thus avoiding having embarrasing stained clothes.

"I was looking up fat cum bitches at work today, and had to cum a hanky - you wanna see it"?

"Eww no that's discusting"!

by Mr Hanky Chiefer July 7, 2010

cumagutsa

Slang: To have an accident

I was riding down the hill on a bike and the front wheel came off and I cumagutsa

by DeadBoom February 17, 2020

cumato

joe mama

I want a cumato for lunch

by jimothy42069 February 18, 2021

Cumagulate

The immiscible byproduct formed when a male's ejaculate is suspended in water.

Dude, that jellyfish looks like the cumagulate that forms when I jack my shit into the toilet.

by msacco June 12, 2022

Kentucky Fried Cumathon

When a KFC is rented out for and orgy full of greasy tender loving for the whole family. All ending in a chicken bucket bukkake feast.

"How was your weekend?"

"Took the missus and the kids down for a Kentucky Fried Cumathon on saturday, an absolute blast!"

by GlizzyL February 23, 2022

Nagihoe Cumaeda

He's a nagihoe for hajime thats all you need to know

Nagihoe Cumaeda legit said "arent you gonna feed me hajime?" GAYYYE BFF W HGVS WHW DC UR SIH KG S OF SV HTC W

by kamudai April 21, 2021

cumazing

something that is so awesome it can only be described in terms that relate to an orgasm.

Dude, I just popped a huge ass zit that was so big, it shot a line of puss and blood on the mirror. It was cumazing.

by mike the dyke2 October 15, 2008