cubicall

(Noun) The act of calling a coworker in a neighboring cubicle, instead of walking three feet to speak to them in person.

Tim: (as Mike passes by) Hey Mike, I need to talk to you about these reports.

Mike: Alright give me a second to get back to my desk and I'll give you a cubicall

by BlackjackII June 26, 2008

Cubicle Troll

Often found in large companies with pervasive cubicle environments. The existence of very heavy-set, adult-aged yet Peter Pan-obsessed males that appear from cubicles looking as if they have recently emerged from a dark cave, having hibernated for the winter or just participated in the latest Halo or Guitar Hero tournament. They often take off work in order to spend nights outside of Best Buy to purchase the latest version of Xbox. These un-shaved, wild-haired creatures tend to gather in large groups around the latest technical advancements in manufacturing or engineering.

Hey did you see Joe the Cubicle Troll today? No, man - I haven't seen that guy since Star Wars: The Clone Wars came out. Oh wait, I think I see him now dragging his knuckles along the floor and grunting down the hallway with the newest edition of Gaming Weekly magazine.

by UMAYB1 October 16, 2008

cubic zirconia

A man's best friend.

Girlfriend: You know - diamonds are a girls best friend.
Boyfriend: yeah? Not a guys. That diamond burned a hole in my wallet. I think I'll stick with dogs and cubic zirconia.

by Jbomb11 March 21, 2009

cubicle demotion

A move from a preferred cublicle to a not so preferred cubicle.

Bob realized his new move was a cubicle demotion when he was moved from the window view to a wall view.

by bplumeau May 13, 2009

cubicoitus

The act of sexual intercourse between two people who work in adjoining cubicles.

Joe: Boy oh boy, that Mary sure is HOT!! We finally got a chance to do 'the thing' yesterday. Sure glad we didn't get caught!

Mike: Ohhh, so you finally got around to cubicoitus, eh? Good job!!

by officesally August 23, 2010

cubicle psychosis

Mental illness that occurs in workers restricted to cubicles for 8 hours a day

Mary is on medical leave. She was a hard worker but broke down and had a bad case of cubicle psychosis.

by drjudyg November 5, 2010

Cubicle Farm

A monotonous office environment characterized by approximately 3.3 walls, no doors and ceilings in attempt to make you feel like you have private space. Generally white-collar drones wandering off (mentally) in hope of making it through the week without aggravating the farmer (boss).

John found his mind wandering to the hot girl down the row in the cubicle farm.

by Daydreamin15 February 18, 2015