culinary-engineer

A person of culinary background, employed by frozen food companies to experiment and determine the appropriate cooking temperatures, times and microwave wattages to achieve optimal results without putting consumers health at risk.

Ever wonder why they set a certain temperature for the oven and the times, and why you must have a certain wattage microwave to cook certain meals? Well, I believe this culinary-engineer is the one who after many trials and tribulations comes to the conclusion of the precise combination of temp and time that these meals must be prepared.

by Jok3r13 June 18, 2010

Culinary

To give or receive oral sex.

Wow! Amy's culinary was so awesome last night

by dcre8r March 22, 2016

culinary masturbation

When you cook yourself an amazing culinary treat

Today I pleasured myself with a bit of culinary masturbation by baking myself a sinfully sweet chocolate cheesecake with a warm caramel drizzle.

by venefica May 17, 2011

culinary mugging

The feeling a customer has when s/he has received the bill at the end of a meal, to find "the special" was three times the price of other dishes, and the price of the meal was four times more expensive than it should have been

"How much? For this rubbish?!!! You are a bunch of culinary muggers

After the meal I felt like I had experienced a Culinary Mugging

by Greengage December 21, 2009

culinary genius

A delicious and good cook.
A cook of delicious food.

Mr. Bill is a culinary genius and makes the best meatloaf.
She abused and hit Abram and beat the hell out of him.

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

Culinary Slave

Every woman's secret fantasy. A man that can cook, bake and make coffee and would willingly do so.

I wish I had a culinary slave when I get home tonight.

My culinary slave came over tonight.

by M&M2010 February 12, 2010

culinary orgasm

When I bangeth your mother with le food that is le good.

Wow James, that fried lizard was a culinary orgasm. (I then went on le mother de toi)

by Rellix May 27, 2004