Brown Cuffed 

When an impromptu fisting of a co-worker over lunch break turns messy after the fister fails to roll up the cuff and sleeve of their dress shirt before performing this highly pleasurable act.

Hi Joe. What happened to your shirt? Spill hot chocolate?

No. I fisted Betty in accounting at lunch time today. We were running short on time and I forgot to roll up my sleeve.

Nasty. Ya got brown cuffed brooohhhh.

Brown Cuffed by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

COVID-cuffed

When you realize who you can be close to during covid-19 social distancing and decide to date because it's convenient and they are already a contact.

When she realized she was stuck with her roommate during the pandemic, she covid-cuffed out boredom and realized he was amazing in bed. The pandemic can have happy unexpected outcomes.

COVID-cuffed by FiestyItalianGal March 28, 2020

Chinese Finger Cuffed 

Verb. A sexual act involving someone positioning themselves on their hands and knees in order to give oral sex to a man and receive it from behind by a different man.

My brother and I Chinese Finger Cuffed Hilary Duff last night. It was a real bonding experience.

Chinese Finger Cuffed by the anticool October 10, 2008

Fur Cuffed 

Fisting an extremely hairy, bushy anus up to the wrist line.

May also apply to fisting of an overly bushy vagina.

He bent over so I could fist his ass and it looked like a mink farm down there. So I got fur cuffed.

Rachel fur cuffed me last night with that hairy beaver of hers.

Fur Cuffed by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2018

hog-cuffed 

to hog-tie someone, with handcuffs and or legirons.

she was kinky, and really into my handcuff collection, so I hog-cuffed her. she dont like handcuffs anymore.

hog-cuffed by kbr12080 April 26, 2011

Binge cuffed

When you continue to binge watch the later seasons of a show that got progressively worse because you’re already so invested that you can’t stop watching.

I know Weeds was almost unwatchable after Season 3, but I was so binge cuffed I couldn’t stop watching.

House of Cards Season 6 was so terrible that I wasn’t even binge cuffed.

Binge cuffed by Jimmy Pato April 11, 2022

muff cuffed 

When a person is utterly and completely controlled by a female partner: see pussy whipped

When James changed religions after dating his newest girlfriend, I could only be led to assume that James is muff cuffed

muff cuffed by @TheReptile September 23, 2016