The phenomenon of never being able to get your ass clean no matter how many times you wipe. It is as if there's a brown crayon in there that keeps drawing a mark on the toilet paper; the only conceivable way to defeat it is to keep wiping until the crayon is completely eroded, but a) that would take forever, and b) the skin on your ass would have been torn off well before then.
Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.
Another way to look at it is this: a normal wiping scenario is like rubbing out a crayon mark, but with the crayon effect it's like you have to rub away the entire actual crayon itself.
by el_yotcho December 9, 2008
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A condition of baffling immaturity. Someone who just cannot let go of something and grow up. The term comes from the hypothetical situation of someone who has had their crayon stolen in the 2nd grade and they haven't gotten over it since.
The people who get picked on in school and then get a position of power to abuse people later in life could be said to have a crayon complex.
Someone who uses childhood trauma as an excuse to be a peace of shit later.
The people who get picked on in school and then get a position of power to abuse people later in life could be said to have a crayon complex.
Someone who uses childhood trauma as an excuse to be a peace of shit later.
by withinthecube December 27, 2012
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Get the cum crayon mug.White Boy: "Hey Demarcus, you should use the skin color crayon."
Demarcus: "Fuck you Ethan."
White Boy "Oops."
"OH BOY, am I excited to use my skin color crayon."
Demarcus: "Fuck you Ethan."
White Boy "Oops."
"OH BOY, am I excited to use my skin color crayon."
by WDOG November 23, 2019
Get the skin color crayon mug.Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)
by Not Zane September 21, 2004
Get the Crayons mug.Trying to ruin your day or moment by doing something childish, petty or immature - like some did in kindergarden.
Similar but to "bust your chops", "break your balls", etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.
Similar but to "bust your chops", "break your balls", etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.
"My neighbor is a ballbuster. He purposely ran his dog through my flowers because I wouldn't lend him my lawnmower."
"Don't worry he's just trying to break your crayons."
"Don't worry he's just trying to break your crayons."
by bebopnjazz April 29, 2007
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