The Crumble Song:
"Everybody's good at cooking something, and I'm good at cooking crumble. In fact I've got some in the oven, would you like some?"
"Everybody's good at cooking something, and I'm good at cooking crumble. In fact I've got some in the oven, would you like some?"
by MrAdemola123 June 18, 2020
Get the The Crumble Songmug. A law enforcement officer from Battle Ground, WA that was effective before Washington State passed Initiative 502 to legalize marijuana. If pulled over by a crumble cop in Battle Ground, your car would be thoroughly searched for marijuana. If even crumbles were found, you would be taken to Clark County Jail.
"Do the speed limit in Battle Ground, we've got that pipe in the center console and the crumble cops are out today"
by Dominickus Wells January 20, 2013
Get the Crumble Copmug. Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).
Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross
by Julz Humpty-Hump August 28, 2010
Get the asshole crumblemug. the original state of the well known drug named, cannabis.
often smoked whilst the joint is being clenched by another parties bum cheeks. Smoke is then traditionally blown into somebodys face.
often smoked whilst the joint is being clenched by another parties bum cheeks. Smoke is then traditionally blown into somebodys face.
by aligee02 June 12, 2011
Get the crumbly hashmug. by Cainsyboy123 September 17, 2016
Get the Vaginal Crumblemug. Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.
Jim, did you shower before your date last night?
No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!
No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!
by Lorge Bogey March 18, 2020
Get the Devil's Crumblemug. by Ripe March 27, 2021
Get the lady crumblemug.