“I usually pride myself on my ability to swallow his load, but last night I was cumbled- I nearly choked and could not hold it all in my mouth- it was full geyser status”
by OccasionallySekhmet September 1, 2022
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Get the mr crumble mug.The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.
Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?
Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?
Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?
by Lammychops May 6, 2021
Get the Meaty Crumbles mug.Where two people consentually have sex on a beach. Usually favouring the missionary position (however using one's imagination, many more are feasible), the man pulls out, dips his erect penis into the sand, and re-inserts his now 'crumbed sausage' into the vagina of his partner, or casual fuck buddy. Beware of chafing.
A: So I was on the beach with Jill and gave her ye olde crumbed sausage
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(
B: ....
A: yeah I know, rad aye!
B: teh_chafes :(
by teh_sausage October 27, 2009
Get the crumbed sausage mug.Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.
A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"
by D F Stuckey May 26, 2004
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Get the belly crumble mug.Verb - to crumble.
The disappointing act of giving up on one's intentions, usually at the very last minute. This usually involves peer pressure or just a total lack of backbone.
Adjective - to describe a person who is likely to crumble often. e.g. 'That guy is a right crumble'.
Sometimes this adjective becomes a nickname as such, but this is only ever used when someone is a notorious crumble.
The disappointing act of giving up on one's intentions, usually at the very last minute. This usually involves peer pressure or just a total lack of backbone.
Adjective - to describe a person who is likely to crumble often. e.g. 'That guy is a right crumble'.
Sometimes this adjective becomes a nickname as such, but this is only ever used when someone is a notorious crumble.
*2 weeks to the night out*
Nick: "You coming out in 2 weeks, Don?"
Rose: "Yeah, sure"
*2 minutes to night out*
Nick: "What time do you wanna head off, Don?"
Rose: "Not going, sorry......"
----- (This can work the opposite way round too) ------
Juan: "Nock, I thought you weren't coming out tonight? You said "I can't come out tonight, I'm trying to be healthy and don't want to feel rough tomorrow", but you're here!?"
Nock: "Ermm..."
Juan: "Mate, you propa crumbled!"
*
Nick: "You coming out in 2 weeks, Don?"
Rose: "Yeah, sure"
*2 minutes to night out*
Nick: "What time do you wanna head off, Don?"
Rose: "Not going, sorry......"
----- (This can work the opposite way round too) ------
Juan: "Nock, I thought you weren't coming out tonight? You said "I can't come out tonight, I'm trying to be healthy and don't want to feel rough tomorrow", but you're here!?"
Nock: "Ermm..."
Juan: "Mate, you propa crumbled!"
*
by AppleAvenger123 January 31, 2010
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