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Rectal Crouton

A small evasive piece of shit on a gorgeous womans ass. Often found complimenting a tossed salad.
Dude, she was so fine I went down to toss her salad and found a few rectal croutons
by hacaasastfu March 1, 2005
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Wine Crouton

The cruddy sediment left at the bottom of a red wine bottle.
yo I almost swallowed the freaking wine crouton!?
by Wine Crouton January 29, 2015
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Crack The Crust

Cracking The Crust, is when a male saves up copious amounts of smegma (dick cheese) and let's it harden for a solid week, during the hardening process the male makes sure the temperature allways is above 36.7°C.
Once the hardening process is over the bodyheat will have transformed the smegma into a liquid state underneath the crust.
This is when a partner steps in and takes a healthy bite into the crust, cracking it and checking the color along with the smell of the liquid, (usually yellow or green colored).
Most preferred way to consume this is by draining it into a shotglass and taking small sips, while removing chunks of crust and chewing them thoroughly. "Crunchy and savoury"
Mr.Hancock and Mrs.Cox liked to Crack The Crust late at night.
by infuscate, pakke November 9, 2022
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butt crust

The forming of crusty/flaky shit around the ANUS.
Antonio grated his butt crust off into Riley's cereal when he turned away
by Riley && Antonio January 29, 2006
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Crust Monkey

Someone who is incredibly crusty and gross. They need to take a shower ASAP and wash their clothes. Someone whose pubic hair and facial hair looks the same.
"Bro, he is such a crust monkey he has cum stains on his pants and the skin on his right hand is peeling off!"
by Giggggiiiggg March 16, 2017
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Water Croutons

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.
"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"
by BrianWoolsey March 3, 2019
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Scandinavian Pizza Crust

When a male uses his magic wand to
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!
Person 1: “Hey Gordon, how was sex with Martha last night?”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”
by Narc_man October 19, 2020
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