Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.

Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.

by Yeet90 November 16, 2020

coochie crouch

The female version of teabagging

This dude's been camping behind a rock for like 15 minutes, bouta take him out and coochie crouch on his ass.

by Xeno486 August 31, 2021

crouch pheasant

a fuzzy feathery clit

i groped a crouch pheasant

by 445 April 23, 2009

crouch-kissing

The act of a girl t-bagging you

she's crouch-kissing you

by geiko474 February 21, 2015

pouch crouch

The female word for tea bagging. Friends came up with it while playing Halo reach with a girl, Girls can't teabag, so if a girl were to teabag, it would thus be called Pouch crouching, aka the pouch crouch.

I'm playing halo reach with some friends, and a girl is on our team, and all of a sudden someone says "Damn shes teabagging." you correct them and say, "No, She's pouch crouch.:

by Sasuke pwn3r March 30, 2012

crouch knots

Pus filled pubic hair follicles.

Teacher, may I be excused. My crouch knots are flaring up. One is starting to swell.

by Trapdogg October 3, 2017

crouching sally

when hair from your head gets stuck in your butt crack/vagina after a shower.

Ashley's crouching sally was stuck in her pants all morning until she pulled it out later.

by homegurrl789 March 29, 2007