A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford. Crouch has since risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him. It is believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.
Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.
Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.
Barty Crouch told me to vote for Tom Riddle in the OUSU Presidential elections. He said if I didn't, an army of imperiused muggles would "punch me 'til I bleed"
by Johnty12 December 7, 2009
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The lump of protrusion that a man gets whenever he wears swim suits or basketball shorts. The lump is caused by the person's penis and can become quite an embarrassment/irritant for people who are self-conscious.
Man 1: Dude I have a major crouch lump right now
Man 2: Don't worry, nobody cares
Man 1: But dude it's so bulgy.
Man 2: Don't worry, nobody cares
Man 1: But dude it's so bulgy.
by HurpDerpHerpDurp July 26, 2010
A bit like yawn rape.
The act of pushing someone over, who is in the crouched position.. thus crouch raping them.
Also whilst doing this, you must say "crouch rape."
The act of pushing someone over, who is in the crouched position.. thus crouch raping them.
Also whilst doing this, you must say "crouch rape."
by LOL-lipop October 22, 2010
Bloody good footballer who is 6ft 6" and performs with some bloody good headers. Crouchy plays for Liverpool FC and England, and he's rather good.
by Raphael June 18, 2006
My homegirl needed to do the crouching tiger out on the side of the road since we were too far away from an actually restroom.
by constar630 August 6, 2009
The act of jumping and systematically crouching almost instantaneously after, usually to reach a higher objective/platform then previously unattainable. It is also a common tactic used in most FPS games to dodge bullets in combat and make themselves harder to track. Though, it is impossible to perform in real life.
Most recent games penalize jumping by making a player temporarily slower after the aformentioned action, making the Jump Crouch tactic much less effective and mostly rendered a last ditch effort. Though, mastery of this skill will have you spinning circles around your enemies.
Most recent games penalize jumping by making a player temporarily slower after the aformentioned action, making the Jump Crouch tactic much less effective and mostly rendered a last ditch effort. Though, mastery of this skill will have you spinning circles around your enemies.
Dragonforce43 Jump crouched up onto that ledge
Spartan2560 Jump Crouched and got me!!1!
OMG! u dont know how 2 jump crouch? fag lol
Spartan2560 Jump Crouched and got me!!1!
OMG! u dont know how 2 jump crouch? fag lol
by CommandoDude February 8, 2008