cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

Crotched

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

by Coont March 2, 2011

Crotchduster

When you scratch your nuts and the lint from your balls lightly dusts whatever surface you scratched them over

Man I went to take a shit and my crotchduster covered the toilet

by xX_ChAcA_123_Xx August 29, 2018

Crotchbung

The watery, pungent residue which accumulates in the area between the legs and genitals in human males.

Lance would often wake up his wife in the morning by wiping his finger with fresh morning crotchbung and holding it under her nose.

by E.G. April 1, 2006

Flying Crotchmen

sex move; where the male sexual organ flys through the air, then later hovers above the woman counter part. after done so the weiner jolts into the womans vaginal cavity and squirts his manlyhood and purple liquids into her wee wee hole, after doing so the correct way to finish is a slap in the face by the male weiner (the smurf) while doing so he says " you like that don't you bitch..."
the woman then proceeds to yelp "give it to me baby, i want your cock in my wee wee hole!"

flying crotchmen = life.

by peepeemc vagina munch September 30, 2007

crotched

when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch

i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!

by emorexic December 26, 2007

nigger crotched betch

similar to a fire crotch, but much more common in todays society. (not shaved!)

that girl with the black hair? she must be a nigger crotched betch.

by N3M0 ZRAL October 12, 2007