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Coworker Crossfire

When, in a group discourse with a boss, the boss switches subjects and speaks to a single member of the group about which you (and/or the others) have no understanding. Consequently, unwilling to awkwardly leave, one must bear being caught in the crossfire of the two conversing thereby becoming conversational deadweight.
Eric: "So coworker 1 and I have wrapped up the webpage summary"
Boss: Good
Boss (To coworker 1):Did you get that report on the budget for next quarter?
Coworker 1: Yeh but I had a problem with ...
(Eric, having no purpose in the conversation, stands silent in front of the bosses desk)

Later on: "Dude, I just had to bear 10 minutes of Coworker Crossfire in the bosses office"
by AuzzyAus July 22, 2009
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Crossfire

Usually occurs during a threesome that is hurriedly increasing in pace.

The sex is so hot and the men want to bust so bad they lose their heterosexual male sense of boundaries

E.g. begins with a double-team, proceeds to double penetration, getting smashed and a double down before the finale.

What happens is cum from opposing sides intersect in mid-air (crossfire part.1)
If the males don't retain their sense of boundaries soon, they will suffer a nightmare they will never forget (crossfire part.2)
Girl double downs, gets her hair pulled and head pulled back.
Both guys then blow their entire loads, and globs of hot man-juice begin to cover her face.

Then!
The guys are in such a hurried daze they forget where they're pointing.

As loads of cum from both guys intersect in mid-air, creating mini-cum explosions like the interception of a missile...
their cocks start to waver from pointing at her face and swerving towards each other; the girl goes from object of desire to being caught in a deadly cum-crossfire

(In some cases it ends here when the males realize they are moving towards a collision course)
But the sex is so hot loads of cum begin missing her face and ends with the guys eventually pointing at each other.

The men trade man-juice; what was strictly a heterosexual porn act now becomes a homosexual act.

Both guys immediately go flaccid, run home and cry in their beds.

The End.
by jinxlan February 21, 2010
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Crossfire

ATi's answer to Nvidia's SLI dual GPU setup.

Integrates Two ATi graphics cards to produce a highly efficient render.
"Plug in a Radeon CrossFire Ready graphics card and a compatible CrossFire Edition card, or a second compatible CrossFire Ready graphics card to unite ultimate multi-GPU gaming power."

more on "http://www.ati.com/technology/ crossfire/howitworks.html"
by James Knight July 16, 2008
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The Crossfire

A sexual act in which two people stand with their asses on eac h side of a third person's face who is kneeling. Then, simultaneously both standing partners shart on the kneeling partner's face. Thus creating a "crossfire".

This can also be known as "the double barrel".
Sean and Brent just gave Toby The Crossfire. They had Taco Bell an hour prior as well....
by Wussmonster March 2, 2010
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Chrysler Crossfire

Definatly the coolest chrysler to date, the back end is so sexy. Also it's fast, loud, and gorgeous. Will be my first car in a few months. Fast, beautiful, sports car.
tyler: DAMNNNN bro davon just pulled into school in a chrysler crossfire! that thing is badasssss!

armando: yeah man i know i wish i was as cool as him. :(
by dayboy July 9, 2009
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crossfire hurricane

A catergory 5 hurricane which exceeds the perimeter of the wind volocities and forms tornados in the inner eyewall. For example: Hurricane Irma
The British Virgin Islands were decimated in a crossfire hurricane in September 2017
by Bvigirl December 12, 2017
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Celtic Crossface

The act of slapping someone across the face with a handful of your semen. Variations include the Double Celtic Crossface, the Reverse Celtic Crossface, the Celtic Crossface Bitch Slap, the Celtic Uppercut, and the Celtic Gumbo Crossface, among others.
The Celtic Crossface Tom delivered sounded like a shotgun blast, and left a red hand print on Dana's cheek for three days!
by he7879 May 24, 2011
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