Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

by fliip3 May 17, 2022

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Cronked on Gronk

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.

"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.

by Lord Garbage May 15, 2018

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Cronk Drops

A female participant in the Act of Cronk Dangling falling to her death due to clumsyness or weakness of male partner.

"Shit I didn't mean for it to Become Cronk Drops"

by Professor Wow December 12, 2008

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Logan Cronk

A strange wierdo who shouldn't have been born.

Logan Cronk is a sad person.

by BigLolNoob November 8, 2020

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Cronk

Noun: Another word for any natural large hole found in a human being.
Adjective: To change or alter a cronk.

Person 1: Oi mate what's with your butt cronk
Person 2: Oi don't go around insulting my butt cronk what's with ya nose cronks?
Person 1: Just got some piercings, that's all

by packofstains August 31, 2019

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