Crocing

the act of wearing only crocs during consensual intercourse.

bro i heard y’all in the other room, were y’all crocing?

by StaticHD May 5, 2020

cotching

the art of sitting in your room all day doing activies such as looking on youtube, wanking, pissing in your sink and generaly wasting your life away, something that gary loves to do.

Daz : What are you doing gary?
Gary : Cotching.
Daz : Oh.

by Darryl Barkwill April 3, 2009

crouching tiger hidden balls

its when ur having anal with a "girl" and this "girl" in the middle of wht u think is a pleasureable experience drops her balls down and they strike ur balls and penis. tht is crouching tiger hidden balls

o fucking shit, dan jst gave me crouching tiger hidden balls. in the dark he can look like a rly hott girl. i was drunk as shit. i cant believe this happened. now i hav to kil myself.

by fucksoid March 8, 2005

Cooncing

1.) When you flirt with a girl, but have absolutely no end-game
2.) When you spike your hair like Edward Cullen
3.) When you wear v-necks and flail your arms
4.) General unruliness

the present tense of the verb "coonce"

I was cooncing with this girl, needless to say, nothing happened.

by AvEsk September 29, 2010

coching

relaxing

im just cochiny at my crib

by hana July 20, 2003

crunching numbers

only thinking about the money and the fame and attention.

"they say i only think in the form of crunching numbers"

by JMAGINTHEHOUSE December 24, 2007

crouching tiger hidden dragon

When pleasuring a woman in the doggy-style position, the 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' technique can be utilised. When an inevitable orgasm is forthcoming but not immediately imminent, the man displays the appropriate body-movements and auditory verbalizations to enact a false orgasm. (Note that the doggy-style position is necessary for the completion of this prank.) Before an actual orgasm takes place, during the 'cumming-facade,' the man orally ejects a salival specimen (ie: hocks a loogie) towards the small of the woman's back (ie: where you see the tramp-stamp) in order to convey the belief of seminal release (ie:cumming all over you). When the woman turns around in satisfaction, believing that the complicated act of coitus has come to completion, the man blows his reserved load into her face, taking her by surprise. "crouching tiger, hidden dragon."

crouching tiger hidden dragon

by AudioWeaponSystem December 18, 2010