Salt Coating

The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.

Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.

by The Washed Few March 8, 2019

Powder Coating

(N) when someone cums in your ass and then you turn around and fart in their face.

“He fucked me so hard, when I was done I felt like powder coating his face.”

by CarRSB November 21, 2020

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The Name is pretty descriptive already lol

OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down

by Infrared1011 November 10, 2021

candy coating

When you eat then shit in your partners mouth, and then they proceed to give you a blowjob

Calvin was being a limey bastard instead of just face fucking him, I made him give me a candy coating

by tom1717 December 18, 2008

Crofting

Crofting is a individual engaging in the licking of a mans testicles as a sexual act, this is very often referring to a homosexual situation.

I went to empty the bins and there was a couple of gay lads crofting round the side.

by Big Bobbins July 6, 2014

croaking the frog

to grab your girlfriends twat so hard she groans

im gona start croaking the frog watch

by trilobite3 December 2, 2014

rust coating

rust coating is vaginal intercourse with a menstruating woman.

I drilled my wife last night, and she gave me a rust coating.

by noneckjimmy September 16, 2009