Dirty Creamer

A male who has an STD

I heard that guy over there is a dirty creamer now. I think he has the clap

by dat93virgo April 6, 2009

jean-creamer

A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.

That porno was really a jean-creamer.

by Dealin' Don February 24, 2009

Danish creamer

When you and your bro are double teaming a girl and one of you jizzes on her stomach while the other belly shots that shit

Bro, did you here that Calvin and Peter did a danish creamer on that weird chick Sarah?

by Calxk713 May 3, 2016

Panty Creamer

A guy who is extremely good looking and makes women cream their panties.

Wow, did you see that Panty Creamer that just walked by?

by Barnabas69 April 25, 2009

cadbury creamer

When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within

Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.

by Ryno March 25, 2005

Weekend Creamer

Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.

We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.

by Icameupwithit July 11, 2018

crusty creamer

The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.

I got drunk last night and I gave this girl the crusty creamer.

by Dubble A & J. Roc July 3, 2015