Danish creamer

When you and your bro are double teaming a girl and one of you jizzes on her stomach while the other belly shots that shit

Bro, did you here that Calvin and Peter did a danish creamer on that weird chick Sarah?

by Calxk713 May 3, 2016

jean-creamer

A sexual person, scene, situation, or movie that makes you cream your jeans.

That porno was really a jean-creamer.

by Dealin' Don February 24, 2009

Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.

Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Panty Creamer

A guy who is extremely good looking and makes women cream their panties.

Wow, did you see that Panty Creamer that just walked by?

by Barnabas69 April 25, 2009

cadbury creamer

When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within

Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.

by Ryno March 25, 2005

Stacking creamers

When multiple people ejaculate into a person consecutively

“Did you see Linda at the party?” “Yeah, me and a bunch of guys were upstairs stacking creamers in her!”

by DryFire3 October 6, 2019

Creamers Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced the exact moment one has finished ejaculating, causing him to regret his sexual encounter and the fact he has "creamed".

That silly french clown has creamers remorse!

by CreamersRemorse March 13, 2015