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cum crayon

A utensil used for writing your name across your significant others for head in semen
Grab my cum crayon and let me.color you white
by Mortal kumbutt February 24, 2017
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skin color crayon

Refers to a tan color of crayon.
White Boy: "Hey Demarcus, you should use the skin color crayon."

Demarcus: "Fuck you Ethan."

White Boy "Oops."

"OH BOY, am I excited to use my skin color crayon."
by WDOG November 23, 2019
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Crayons

Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)
by Not Zane September 21, 2004
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break your crayons

Trying to ruin your day or moment by doing something childish, petty or immature - like some did in kindergarden.
Similar but to "bust your chops", "break your balls", etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.
"My neighbor is a ballbuster. He purposely ran his dog through my flowers because I wouldn't lend him my lawnmower."
"Don't worry he's just trying to break your crayons."
by bebopnjazz April 29, 2007
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Clayvon

He is a charming, shy and creative guy who cares a lot about others even when he doesn’t look like he does. He doesn’t like to hurt peoples feelings because he’s sensitive as well when you see Clayvon he will make you Fante
Is that Clayvon? Isn’t he charming
by Lana burtan October 16, 2019
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crayonflux

the best poster to ever bless the internet, has a huge fanbase and followers. The god of twitter and formspring as well as rapmusic.com's godfather. Been schoolin niggas since 06
www.twitter.com/crayonflux

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www.formspring.me/crayonflux

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by LakeOfFire May 24, 2010
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Poop Crayon

Poop Crayon - (Noun)
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.
"Sorry I'm late, I had a poop crayon and couldn't get my butt clean!"
by idontknowmuch March 9, 2017
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