Crappuccino 

A frappuccino made in Starbucks that tastes like shit.

I want a Crappuccino, Where is my fucking Crappuccino, it may taste bad, but it is better than a friggin stogey.

Crappuccino by Jailguard103 June 6, 2005

crappacino 

the disgusting free coffee that is served at your place of employment that looks like & has the consistency of dirty motor oil.

I'm headed to the coffee station for a crappacino, anyone want to join me?

crappacino by bellibutton May 28, 2011

crappacino 

A concoction to relieve constipation related to antipsychotic medications consisting of: 1) Coffee, 2) Prune juice, 3) Milk of magnesia.

Herman needed a daily crappacino with his morning dose of olanzapine otherwise he'd get plugged up and the microchips implanted behind his eyeballs would start transmitting his dreams to Amazon Prime.

crappacino by ddnnrntl April 5, 2022

Cappacino Communist

krystal ball and kyle kulinski. Elitist who wane economic equality but spit in the face of the poor.

MSNBC loves Cappacino Communist krystal ball and kyle kulinski are getting to have their own show soon.

Cappacino Communist by Factzteller September 17, 2023

Crappuccino 

The juice that leaks from the bottom of a garbage bag.

I was taking out the trash and I got crappuccino all over my pants.

Crappuccino by Brizzneena September 25, 2023

Crappuccino 

When your first sip of morning coffee makes your bowels instantly move and you got to go. Rather than leave the coffee, you bring it to toilet so you can drink and poop at the same time.

Bill was in a rush to leave for work but still needed to drink his morning coffee. Upon his first sip he felt the urge to poop. Bill decided to multitask and took his coffee to the toilet. At this point Bill was enjoying a Crappuccino.

Crappuccino by schiniS February 3, 2024

clappucino 

a 6'8 chiselled chad

Have you seen clappucino? He's a chad!

clappucino by bigdonny50 March 18, 2024