The act of applying fecal matter to another by placing it in the palm of ones hand and slapping a person.
Billy returned from the bathroom and applied a wicked crap slap to Tommy, covering his face in fecal matter with an audible crack.
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That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.
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Get the crap slappers mug.The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.
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Get the crap salad mug.The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.
Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.
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