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crap slap

The act of applying fecal matter to another by placing it in the palm of ones hand and slapping a person.
Billy returned from the bathroom and applied a wicked crap slap to Tommy, covering his face in fecal matter with an audible crack.
by Da Definer November 7, 2006
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crap snap

When someone Snapchat's while taking a crap
Jenny thought she elevated her bathroom selfie game, but all she just took a crap snap
by BLaZn20z July 5, 2016
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crap sandwich

President Obama's 2009 Economic Stimulus Package.
That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.
by NVLL February 2, 2009
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crap slappers

That cat is kneading me with her crap slappers.
by Barry Beef September 1, 2011
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crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.
Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.
by SwishFish July 20, 2004
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crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.
i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.
by "the ryan" October 28, 2007
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crap-spackle

The high velocity projectile shit spray that bounces off toilet water and covers one's ass cheeks and/or inner toilet bowl. Crap-spackle dries almost instantaneously on whatever surface it lands on.
Yo, as soon as I put that toilet seat around that bitch's face, I knew what time it was. It was time to crap-spackle. I turned that sliz from Vanna White to Jackie Brown before she could even say please.
by schluss March 15, 2008
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