Snap-Crackle-Pop

Three gay cereal box characters that are clinically depressed because they don't represent a better tasting cereal.

Jesus Christ Pop, couldn't you score us a better marketing gig. You def won't be getting any action from Crackle or I, since we are so depressed we are unable to sustain an election. Snap- Crackle-Pop cereal is a terrible tasting

Fuck this cereal tastes like suicide; so bland and ricey I bet Snap-Crackle-Pop died long ago from depression.

The only way to make this cereal represented by Snap, Crackle and Pop delicious...is to have Marshmallow Man blow his sticky load into the box and let that shit dry into little square treats.

by Snuggle Piss October 27, 2016

cracklings

Zerglings with Metabolic boost, Adrenal glands, at least +2 attack, and +1 armor. They do so much damage so fast, that if done properly, they are not defeatable.

Dear lord! Those cracklings killed my command center in less than two seconds!

by Epheras February 6, 2005

crackle pop

a witty retort mocking someone who says "oh, snap!"

You're momma's so fat, they have an urban dictionary entry about it.

Oh, Snap!

Crackle Pop!

by pwns3524 May 13, 2010

Crackle Bugs

Any beetle that clicks, crackles and sounds like Rice Crispies if you pick it up or touch it. Found in abundance in Florida near Disney world.
Not to be confused with Cracka bugs which are white in color, also make noise when you mess with them but usually the noise is all they do and bite less often than both Crackle bugs and chiggers (which are a cross between the black dung beetle and an asian beetle).

I was walking down the sidewalk and there were crackle bugs everywhere.

by Kev1969 September 26, 2017

Crockly Pig

Another word for woodlouse.

Oh no there’s a ‘Crockly Pig’ on the carpet. Get it out!!!

by emilykatewords February 3, 2019

crackletranton

A horrifically messy room, usually a crime scene.

Person 1: "What's the place like?"
Person 2: "What's it like? It's a crackletranton."

by tinnedTomatoes September 25, 2021

cracklash

n. the hair in the crack of an ass; butthair

"Excuse me, do you have a spare toothbrush? I just gave this guy a rim job and I got some cracklashes stuck in my teeth!"

by ExtraFine August 9, 2004