Crapptastic

Any application that you find to be crappy

It was crapptastic, don't waste your time downloading it

do not install that crapptastic app

by |EStarr| May 9, 2010

Crapple

A nickname given to Apple, who makes the iMac (iCrap), iPod (CrapPod), AppleTV (CrappleTV), iPhone (CrapPhone), and iPad (CrapPad). Crapple is notorious for their capability to woo people with a shiny case and a nifty gimmick, but no other endearing qualities, often with a hefty price tag. Their computers are known for being very shiny (literally and figuratively), but having a major lack of software support, and being bragged about because of features any other computer in the world does just as well, if not better.

Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.

I wanted to play the new game that came out with my friend, but he bought a Crapple computer.

by Gandalf20000 January 30, 2010

crapplication

A bundled program that comes with a preloaded computer. These apps rarely provide any useful service except for liberating hundereds of megabytes of hard drive space.

I got a new dell, but it took me two hours to get rid of the crapplications like Yahoo Jukebox.

by lordalchemist May 5, 2009

Thread Crapper

A Thread Crapper is someone who feels the need to spread their disdain for a topic on a message board, while adding nothing constructive to the conversation.

(Member 1) posts a message on an art website for members to discuss their favorite works of Van Gogh.

(Member 2) Replies that they are fond of "Starry Night" and gives the reasons that they enjoy this painting.

(Member 3) says they are partial to "Wheat Field with Crows" and discusses the merits of the painting.

(Member 4) says they hate Van Gogh because they think he's stupid. <---Thread Crapper

by Kody B. September 29, 2008

P Crappy

To realize the next day your life sucks, your not rich and famous and you have the worst hangover ever.

Man we partied so hard last night I woke up this morning feeling like P Crappy

by Robert95z March 2, 2010

Dapper-Crapper

When someone is able to walk out of a bathroom stall and still look cool.

"You see that twirl he did over by the hand dryer. Made his coat look like a pimp-cape."
He's one Dapper-Crapper."

by GroceryClerk March 2, 2016

crapper chatter

The act of sitting on a public toilet and talking to a person in another bathroom stall. Not to be confused with toilet talk

Guy 1: So how was your meeting with the new client?
Guy 2: Dude, stop the crapper chatter. Don't talk to me with a bare ass!

by nado121 November 9, 2010