Consent

Consent is the approval to something

And is not a thing in Yaois

Person1: i consent to have adultfuntime with you
Person2: ok

by Potato.soup May 17, 2022

Consensual penis

A dick falsely accused of rape, turned rap diss.

After the trial, I left the courtroom gripping my consensual penis.

by Lymrix June 11, 2018

see yeah, cause no

see yeah means yeah i knew i was right & cause no means cause no you got me fucked up , PERIODDDDT

jeanett : * goes through boyfriend phone because he’s be hiding it to much & she thinks he cheating *
jeanett also : * finds out he’s cheating , see yeah, cause no 🤷🏾 ♀️

by dangerous monkey August 30, 2019

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

Consensual Nonconsensuality

The act of giving the consent while pretending not to consent (in BDSM). This term was coined by Biaman Basu in The Commerce of Peoples: Sadomasochism and African American Literature. This action involves two participants and their willing to test the waters. For example, one partner pretends not to like being tied up while the other pretends to force it. Another example, in literature, is reading a text that is fragmented and irritating, but still stimulating. Both parties agree ahead of time as to what lines cannot be crossed, but can still be taunted, and as always, a safe word is used to ensure protection.

Before the play scene:

Bob: I'm going to beg you to stop whipping me, but please don't.

Sally: Ok, I've got your consensual nonconsensuality.

During the play scene:

Bob: Oh Sally! Please stop! You are hurting me!

(Sally doesn't stop)

by M.Hanks May 19, 2014

consequestion

An almost obvious or inevitable question to ask, given a certain situation or previous statement

K: If you botox your face, did you also get a boob job?
M: Lol!! No you didn't just ask me that!!
K: Logical consequestion!

by Kobboi November 28, 2012

Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

by Professor Vix July 26, 2010