courtesy daps

When you give someone daps because you're shaking everyone else hands and are basically required to include this person as well

I was saying what up to all my friends and I had no choice but to give Jimmy courtesy daps because he was there

by Ellen Cutler December 31, 2008

courtesy jig

A brief stupor in which two people are walking directly toward each other. Both patrons attempt to move out of the way of each other but instead, consistently move IN the way of each other. This can last as long as one cycle to about three, at the end of the third cycle both performing the jig feel a strong yet temporary connection with each other and mysteriously predict which direction to go with 100% accuracy.

i was walking to class when suddenly i was performing a courtesy jig with a beefy somoan who wanted to get to the parking lot.

by HXBuns October 13, 2009

Courtesy Boner

An erection you consciously attempt to achieve in order to be polite and/or appreciative to a woman. Typically in response to an unattractive naked woman, or an inartfully executed handjob, it is an attempt to spare her the insult of a flaccid penis.

The girl in the hot tub was pretty fat, but since she'd taken her top off I tried to work up a courtesy boner, you know, to be chivalrous.

by RecoveringFratboy January 3, 2009

IM courtesy

the act of waiting for someone you are talking with online to finish typing when you see the "screen name is typing" in the IM box.

i like talkin with daniel online, he has so much IM courtesy i can always get my ideas across

by Herm April 23, 2006

professional courtesy

A form of mutual respect among people in the same line of work.

As Dan finished plowing his driveway, a county snowplow came along and threw more snow into it. "Dammit!" he yelled. "How about a little bit of professional courtesy here?"

by Professional Courtesy Man February 15, 2013

courtesy laugh

When someone tells an absolutely terrible joke, and no one laughs, you give them a courtesy laugh. This should not be mocking and done very tastefully.

Jim- "...And so the atom says, 'I lost an electron!' And the bartender says, 'Are you sure?' and the atom goes,'I'm Postive!'"

Jake (thinking)- Holy fuck that was a horrible joke, he needs a courtesy laugh

Jake- HA HA HA
*silence*

by Sextron42 October 5, 2009

Courtesy date

A charitable second date one offers just because they slept with the other person on the first date; used to block feelings of 'being used,' not to be followed up by future dates.

Person A: I don't really like her, but I definitely slept with her the first time we went out. Do you think she'll feel used if I don't ask her out again?

Person B: Don't worry about it! Just take her on a quick courtesy date. All it takes it one chai and you've got a free pass out.

Person A: Awesome.

by vaginafingers March 29, 2010