colson attack

When your on any type of instant messaging service and someone has IM'ed you the second you sign on.

*Signs on AIM* (2:41:00 PM)
bob1234:((2:41:14 PM) hey whats up!
ME12244:(2:41:50 PM) dude, you just colson attacked me

by Delilah<3 July 30, 2007

Colson

Colson is the biggest jerk on the planet. Always putting down random people just because.

"Dude, have you seen Colson today?"
"He's such an asshole, isn't he, dude?"
"Yeah man, Colson should just stop being a jerk."

by Muffinzx April 28, 2015

Colson

Colson is a very sweet funny guy that’s good a soccer and skating. Colson has beautiful blue eyes and brown hair, Colson is very tall and athletic. Colson is a very popular guy, friends with everyone as long as their not dicks. Once Colson has his eye on a girl he tries his best to get her with no distractions. Colson usually goes for the short, cute, funny girls because everyone knows that Colson’s are dominant. Colson makes his moves on the girl he like anything from touching arms to inner thighs to even kissing. Colson’s fall in love very quickly and almost without thinking but most the time their impulse decisions work our pretty well. In bed Colson will be on top but when you get on top he can’t control himself. Colson is a loving partner and a guy every girl wants to be with, to win a Colson’s heart you have to spend as much time with him and never be distant Colson’s crave attention.

“Omg colson and _____ are so cute together, I knew they would be a couple from the start!”

by Lovergirl❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ March 25, 2020

conson

A mix of two classic sandwiches, the italian and american sandwich, consisting of both meats.

Sal: Yo, I just had a foot long conson, man was that thing big, but I still managed a 3 bite.

by Sidney Ponson June 26, 2008

copton

A neighborhood in which a larger amount of cops live.

Dude, don't sell your shit in Copton unless you want to get arrested.

by the fuzz, the 50 July 20, 2008

consonus

amazing

"i had the most consonus time with you last night"

by Dew Drop January 12, 2010

Consonated

A combination of the words consonant and constipated, constipated with consonants.
Having only consonants, no vowels, in a word game such as Words with Friends or Scrabble making wordplay difficult.

Friend #1: Seriously? Another two-letter word?

Friend #2: I'm consonated, yo!

by kellybelle26 June 14, 2011