Coote

Coote {Pronounced as koot instead of cute's kyoot}

adjective: cooter, cootest. adverb: cootely.

-adjective
When a normally reviled animal or insect performs an action that is somehow recognized as cute thusly making the normally disparaged animal/bug seem cute.

Origin: Word derives from the sound pigeons make. Pigeons being the rats of the urban skies.

Little child: Mommy! Look! Bobby's boa constrictor is giving my new pet hamster Silly Sally a bear hug! How coote!!
Mother: (Errgg) Yes. How ... coote.
(Mother hugs child tightly so the child doesn't see the hamster be swallowed whole by the snake)

Boyfriend: Hey Cindy! That sewer rat just scored an entire bran muffin!
Girlfriend: Poor skinny thing must be famished.
Boyfriend/girlfriend (simultaneously): Awww! How coote!

by Tsarstepan December 24, 2010

Coote

An alternative term referring to the female gentalia.

Person 1: Hey Michael what's that smell?

Person 2: I recognise that smell anywhere Sebastian, it must be Asha, she hasn't washed her coote in days...

Person 1: *gag*

by Satorius November 21, 2013

Coot

A slang word describing a woman's vagina. Or short for cootchie, coochieor cooter.

Eeah, these jeans are cutting my coot, girl.

by Sylvia (lala-blaq) April 27, 2004

Coot

Someone who is a pain in the ass or does something retarted.

Leah, you stupid coot!!

by Danyell V December 11, 2006

coot

Another way to say cute, mostly used in IRC and Role Play.

1> *pounces* Hiya
2> *Rubs his paw down his cheek* Hi ^^
1> *noses up and smiles, taking the paw on his mouth and playfully nibbles*
3> omg coot ^^

by Ruakuu December 11, 2006

Coote

The opposite of cute and is a secret word for ugly

Ur shirt is her coote

by Pig latts September 28, 2017

coot

Someone who smokes, doesn't take a shower, doesn't shave, has long hair, and usually lives on the other side of the tracks.

Look at those coots over there smoking and working on that broke down Nova when they should be in school.

by jackbrown May 25, 2009