Coombies

Coombies is an Aussie slang abbreviation of couldn’t be fucked or couldn’t be bothered.

An example is I’ve had the coombies all day. Meaning I couldn’t be fucked /bothered doing anything all today.

Bogans tend to say Coombies, with the meaning coombee fucked being to lazy to pronounce the word couldn’t be, therefore saying Coombee fucked/bothered/stuffed instead of I couldn’t be fucked/bothered/stuffed doing anything today.

by Aussie Slang June 4, 2018

Coomscrolling

Verb:
Similar to doomscrolling in that you scroll through a feed mindlessly. But instead of scrolling past what is mostly bad news. You scroll through a feed of pornography, likely while masterbating.

Jerry was stuck in a loop of coomscrolling through reddit.

by goodisfed January 4, 2023

Gavin Coombs

Someone who cums in you without asking, and has erectile dysfunction.

“I heard you had sex with Gavin Coombs last night”
Gavin coombs
“Yeah it was so bad, he came in without asking, and got limp halfway through”

by Pussypower67 August 14, 2022

Coomer

A coomer is someone who excessively mastubates for the dopamine rush and the sense of fullfillment. Usually masturbates up to seven times a day,

Mohamed Kaid is a coomer.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Coom lady

A wonan with skin so white that it is mistaken for cum

Omg bro! Coom lady just ran past my window

by Biglips end mii March 29, 2020

Coomer

Person who lives or depends on the pleasure of orgasming multiple times a day, generally being a sad degenerate person.

Twitch streamer by the name of Hasanabi is a Coomer, aka 9 /11 Andy or Poo Poo Piker.

by Chief__Keef November 18, 2019

Commy

1. A communist.
2. A Commodore. Excellent Australian car made by Holden.

1. "No, I wont share my bread with you, commy."
2. "My V8 commy shits on any BMW (except for Z series)."

by Diego August 21, 2003