When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?
Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
by Nickyp August 6, 2014
Get the Conviction Constrictionmug. YOU ARE DEAD AND BURRIED YOU ARE DEAD ( oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)
Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)
Due to my strong personal convictions (Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)
by rAnBoOLeMoNdEmOnEnJoYeRalsogay February 12, 2023
Get the due to my strong personal convictionsmug. 
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.9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 5, 2025
Get the .9.Recaptured escapees face felony charges for their escapes. If they are convicted, their prison sentences are extended, and they are likely to be housed in more secure facilities.9.mug. What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.
Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
Get the Any pervious convictions?mug. by Politically Correct Forest May 30, 2020
Get the feline of high convictionsmug. Often seen as the sexual kink of philosophies in the eyes of society (often used to describe to religion, politics, drugs, war, rock & roll, and rap), a conviction is the opposite of eviction, which is the physical (or psychological) exodus of self or ideas. Meaning, it is not a belief one can simply let go of, and the more honest people from every culture and background often die for it, or live long enough to speak against it! The one's that gain the most ground, are the one's that kill the least... at least, supposedly...
"Mormon's are *oh SO* convicted that they send their own adolescent descendants to become missionaries."
"According to Wikipedia, Rage Against the Machine band members often referred to themselves as 'Guilty Parties' for each album. If we were to take them at their word, they are aware of the weight of their convictions when they wrote their songs... that's why they chose to sing it instead of the alternative..."
"One great irony in science is it acknowledges it's limitations, and yet scientists defend it's despite being bound to the convictions of their own minds and bodies. Their convictions are just as strong as the religions they claim to hate, and the religions hate them back with equal hypocrisy."
"According to Wikipedia, Rage Against the Machine band members often referred to themselves as 'Guilty Parties' for each album. If we were to take them at their word, they are aware of the weight of their convictions when they wrote their songs... that's why they chose to sing it instead of the alternative..."
"One great irony in science is it acknowledges it's limitations, and yet scientists defend it's despite being bound to the convictions of their own minds and bodies. Their convictions are just as strong as the religions they claim to hate, and the religions hate them back with equal hypocrisy."
by ShelShokSherlok March 11, 2024
Get the Convictionmug.