Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

convict tan

Extensive tattoos some convicts have adopted.

"He's still got his convict tan." from the 2013 film "A Single Shot".

by MPBT Havoc December 28, 2023

convict syndrome

when someone can't stop arresting people and sending them to prison
think kleptomania but with arresting people

javert has a very severe case of convict syndrome (one of the admins of this account is currently reading les mis)

by we make useful shit up November 23, 2023

Convicted

1. Having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge.

"He was convicted of burglary."

Why are these definitions about Convicted so wrong?

by bruhthisismyhandle August 31, 2021

Convict allies

The best FtC ending.

Convict allies is best

by just_a_togekiss November 29, 2022

Convict Clean

When one washes themselves so vigorously as if they do not know when they will get a permission to bathe again.

Damn boy... You smell soooo good. You convict clean.

Stop scrubbing so hard. U tryna get that shit convict clean?

by Wilbrina624 January 14, 2022

conviction

A strong belief or opinion

Parth Awana has conviction about Shyamal

by MasterScary July 3, 2025