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Convict allies

The best FtC ending.
by just_a_togekiss November 29, 2022
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convict tan

Extensive tattoos some convicts have adopted.
"He's still got his convict tan." from the 2013 film "A Single Shot".
by MPBT Havoc December 28, 2023
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Convicted

1. Having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge.

"He was convicted of burglary."
Why are these definitions about Convicted so wrong?
by bruhthisismyhandle August 31, 2021
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feline of high convictions

We went to the cat house and checked out a feline of high convictions; two of us are still M.I.A.
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Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.
Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
by Nickyp August 6, 2014
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CONVICT WITCH

Law enforcement that have sixth sense on who is to become a convict.
Look Out..... The Convict witch has our number,,,, We are busted!!!!!
by eve1 June 23, 2024
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