Comvict

Somebody who steals jokes from other people or comedians and tries to pass it off as their own, or a person who uses the same waste-of-breathe jokes that are not funny the first time around. If found out, label that person with what they really are. A 'Comvict'

Group Of Friends

Guy 1: Wow its such a hot day

Comvict: I know, im wearing a wifebeater but dont worry, the guns are on safety

Guy 1: Ok Mate

Comvict: Its a oneway ticket to the gunshow baby

Guy 1: Dude, stop

Guy 2: *Karate chopping the air*

see Social Slayer

by The Social Protectors April 22, 2011

Convection

The way heat gets transferred in fluids

No one documented the word convection on this site. Weird

by Ieatcorndogs December 5, 2020

confiction

Any strong belief based on a fallacy. This, of course, is relative to the beliefs of the person making the judgment, that someone else has a confiction.

John still has a confiction that there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

I marvel at Mary's confiction that the earth is 6000 years old.

Senator X has a dangerous confiction that all homosexuals are pedophiles.

by Sausalito Kid September 22, 2010

CoVictory

Contracted covid 19 and almost died but beat it. Celebrate your health with a on lineCoVictotyparty.

You've been invited to a CoVictory watch party on Facebook for Gina. She comes home today from the hospital. Byob. #Seeyathere

by Im 5280 Tiny April 20, 2020

convicted

hella convinced; persuaded against your will

I was convicted that the man was righteous, but then the fuckin brother arrested me.

by Ole, Sr. May 6, 2008

convicted

n. a fucking gay ass south jersey metal band with no singer. haha, rob thinks you guys are faggots. dave knows about 3 chords, jared knows 2 time signatures, and they all fuck eachother at band practice. god they are gay. i would rather listen to a fat black man having an orgasim than listen to them for two seconds.

oh shit, dude, we suck, lets just give up playing instruments and never make fun of fallen rebel for being better than us ever again...thank you, goodnight

by nik October 25, 2004

Convictistan

A term for Australia, referencing its use as a convict colony by the British government in the 18th and 19th centuries. The suffix is a colloquial generic ending for a land or country.

"I’m going to Convictistan for a holiday" (meaning "I’m going to Australia for a holiday")

by SimoneScribbles August 16, 2013