1) A high class pimp that charges out his/her whores (temps) by the quarter of an hour while gettin their lions share.
2) Spineless, soul less canibalistic maggots that feed on the less fortunate of humans.
3) Evil by another name.
2) Spineless, soul less canibalistic maggots that feed on the less fortunate of humans.
3) Evil by another name.
by Vi July 7, 2003
Get the Recruitment Consultant mug.Consultanium - Is a substance typically excreted by all sorts of Consultants; is a transitional molecule. When expelled, it is a colorless, odorless gas. When enough of it is collected, it then forms into an amorphous solid, or nugget (of wisdom). However, when any sort of heat or pressure (or even a close look) is applied to the nugget, it evaporates quickly and returns into its vapid state. While colorless and odorless, Consultanium can have adverse affects on the client population if inhaled in mass quantities (or taken seriously). Affects range from General Skepticism, to Gastric Maladies (acute flatulence and belching). Many times it is assumed that the odor of Gastric Maladies is Consultanium, but this is incorrect as Consultanium itself is odorless and colorless.
See also: Vaporware, BS, Marketing, CIA Reports, and Various remarks from Exotic Dancers ("I'm a student", "I only do this part time", "Of course, these are real!").
See also: Vaporware, BS, Marketing, CIA Reports, and Various remarks from Exotic Dancers ("I'm a student", "I only do this part time", "Of course, these are real!").
That IT consultant dishes out all sorts of Consultanium in the meetings, but he never even logged into the system.
by AmitC. March 9, 2007
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those unfortunate idiots who are caught between the reality of existence and the percieved reality their family, friends, associates, or computer software is telling them. a consequence of motivated conditioning towards reward and a separation from individual thoughts about the natural world.
no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy.
unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people.
they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals.
no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy.
unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people.
they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals.
anyone who manipulates other people to achieve a superfluous lifestyle.
tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe.
they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a mockery and try to pull them into it.
" we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest way to be rich and happy."
tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe.
they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a mockery and try to pull them into it.
" we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest way to be rich and happy."
by just a dude May 25, 2012
Get the consultants mug.(noun): Refers to fine sexy lady that is so hot you can tan off of her & has a vivacious/ravishing personality being a perfect 10 out of 10 on a scale of 1 being cold as ice and 10 being hot like fire. Very primped and always kept up on appearances. A consuela is great in bed and not afraid to show off her body or try new crazy things. Usually of Spanish decent, but not always. An opposite of a consuela would be a woady.
"Damn, look at that consuela that just walked in the club - she so fine!"
"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
"I'm jealous of that consuela, I wish i looked as hot as her with her bump it and flawless, curvaceous body."
by Sylvester Henandez May 11, 2010
Get the Consuela mug.A common phrase used in consulting to refer to a situation in which a consultant tells the client or a colleague to go fuck themselves. Originates from the feature film “The Other Guys” in which Will Ferrell’s character discharges his firearm inside a police station at his desk.
Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.
Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
by Tired Consultant March 8, 2021
Get the Consultant Desk Pop mug.Look man, Jimbo came in today, and he has a deal for us.
So what, he's just an outside consultant. Besides, he sucks ass anyways!! that deal is probably junk.
yeah, you're right. Damn Jimbo!!!
So what, he's just an outside consultant. Besides, he sucks ass anyways!! that deal is probably junk.
yeah, you're right. Damn Jimbo!!!
by The eye in the sky March 25, 2007
Get the outside consultant mug.Wade Redden was a $6.5M defensive consultant for the NY Rangers who was sent to the minors after inflecting years of pain.
by keepyourheadup May 22, 2011
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