consolation prize

A prize you win because you lost. Something that losers get so they don't feel too bad about themselves being horrible failures.

Tony: Hey Joe, check out my first place trophy! Can you say 'winner'?

Joe: Hey Tony, check out my Hello Kitty Keychain. Can you say 'consolation prize'?

Tony: ...Loser.

Joe: STFU.

by Laura Mae December 3, 2007

consulta

What Schumin calls a 24" sub at Subway.

Before heading to Frederick, MD, Ben enjoyed a consulta of toasty Italian BMT from Subway.

by Janis Popular January 28, 2008

photobooth consulter

A person who uses photobooth in public for means of checking one's appearance. Most photobooth consulters attempt to use photobooth in public as if they were in a private situation.

The photobooth consulter quickly command-Qed her photobooth when she realized there were people standing behind her as she examined herself on the screen of her mac.

by erieee November 17, 2009

Conjugate

The hard part about learning a new language. Conjugating the verb is changing the end of the verb so it fits the tense (past or present?), number (singular or plural?), person (1st, 2nd, 3rd?), and many other fancy grammatical aspects (perfect, imperfect?) of the rest of the sentence.

In German class, Brandon had to conjugate the verb machen:

Ich mache der kase.
Du machst der kase.
Er macht der kase.
Wir machen der kase.
Ihr macht der kase.
Sie machen der kase.

He was exhausted by the end of class.

by aleclair December 28, 2005

coffulate

to engage in extensive esoteric discussions of coffee whilst drinking, smelling, looking at, or otherwise immersing oneself in it...especially in or around a beverage stand, cart, or shop

Did you hear those two women coffulate in front of that mid-mall starbucks kiosk?!

by agent0027 October 17, 2008

Consolation Guest

A "Consolation Guest" is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the "First Choice Guest" is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. Basically, you are a second choice...or third...chopped liver...filler...

You will get the "Consolation Guest" offer, most often, the day of the event.

In a backward sort of way, being asked as a Consulation Guest, is a complement. You are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. Oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as Consulation Guest, they expect you to drive..."after all, they invited you!".

Friend: "Hey Becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? Jason was going, but he flaked out on me. Oh, and it's tonight."

You: "Dude, I am insultated you're asking me as the Consolation Guest, but I always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). Sure, I'll go. I suppose I'm driving?"

by MsRat33 December 7, 2013

happiness consultant

A prostitute, whore, street walker, hooker, Ho.

I need to phone for a meeting with my happiness consultant.

by OKCAvenger November 26, 2013