constructionfuck

A major constriction in traffic flow caused by a long term road construction project in a heavily traveled region.

I was late for work this morning thanks to the major constructionfuck between HWY 494 and 60 on Interstate 35.

by Tacheyon April 2, 2009

construda

The object of Koolaid Maroney's desire.

“bout time we got some construda in dis mothaf_cka”

by flubby July 31, 2007

Constructive Clitisism

When a woman gives you proper advice in preforming oral sex on her.

"It was my first time going down on Jane last night. I wasn't doing it right but it's okay. She gave me constructive clitisism so I could preform better."

by PatBen22 February 21, 2014

construction engineer

Like a civil engineer, just not as up tight. They perform managerial tasks on the job site as well as design engineering (i.e. temporary structures). They spend a lot of time on the job site overseeing the actual construction of a project and making sure it gets finished in a cost efficient, safe, and timely manner.

The civil engineers don't like it when they find out that construction engineers make more money than they do!

by MMartinez May 9, 2007

Construdent

When a person is reenacting an event falsely, they are being "construdent." Manipulating or stretching the truth about an occurrence.

When Britni said, "I have read over 10,000 books this past year." I told her to stop being so "construdent."

by coreylee April 22, 2011

constructions

n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.

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Are you sure that you followed the constructions Aliyah? Daddy’s chair looks very wobbly.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2017

Phantom Construction

When unnecessary cones, barrels, and lane shifts screw up your morning commute but there isn't a construction worker in sight. A/K/A/ government efficiency at its best.

I was half an hour late due to some phantom construction. Turns out, no one has worked on site in days.

by UDANONYMOUS August 16, 2010