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Kirk Construct

Marco: Robot body? No way! That goes against the natural order.

Sparks: Well, you'd have the strength of five men.

Marco: I got that now!

Murphy: Not five men, five gorillas! But, since you're that strong, if you try to pet a kitten, you'd crush it.

Marco: Oh, no! Poor kitty!

Murphy: Yeah.

Marco: Would I still have my rugged Latin features?

Sparks: You'd look exactly the same.

Murphy: Not me. I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot.

Sparks: You look the same, but you're only five feet tall.
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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Constructive Trolling

When you give feedback to someone is a passive-aggressive way, often using sarcasm to put the point across. Very often in a way you wouldn't talk to someone in the street unless they are of diminutive stature. The end game though is to encourage a change of behaviours or procedures rather than just an act of cuntism.
It's about time someone said something, he may have sounded harsh but at least constructive trolling gets the point across.
by Dj4beat July 27, 2018
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Constructive Complement

When someone gives you a complement that also helps you.
"Alright, people. I'm only looking for constructive complements on my performance as a boss."
by Toaborox13 July 5, 2016
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Constructive racism

A form of racial harassment used to defuse an awkward situation and/or to lighten a dark subject
Dont be annoyed because it is just some constructive racism.

The KKK hate black people but they like chocolate so why dont we just thwm chocolate men
by Gumby gumberson November 15, 2018
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Constructive Shiticism

When you provide valid opinions for another individual with the means of helping that individual BUT in a direct, 'I don't give a shit about what you think' tone. The purpose of this direct tonality is to not beat around the bush and inform that individual of how it just is.
Friend: I want to talk to this girl in my class but I'm too scared!

Me: Grab your balls, stop bitching, and just do it.

Friend: Well....thanks for the constructive shiticism.
by daverdiculous January 26, 2014
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construction blow

Dipping tobacco,

See Miami Vice Season 2 Episode 9
Hey man want a bump? No thanks I have my tin of construction blow...The working mans candyO.
by LiquorS June 11, 2016
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Under construction

Sorry this word is under construction :/
This site is under construction sorry :/ go do something else
by Mystical cat July 25, 2019
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