Conscience

No it fucking isn't. The voice of God? Come on dawg. You're not even trying anymore. Your conscience told you to slaughter the cannanites? Jephthah's conscience told him to burn his own daughter.

Hym "So, what is the fucking ACTUAL claim here? People are confusing their conscience with some ethereal reality monster and acting based on that and doing deranged horrific things? I mean, it's more likely than not the natural byproduct of a bifurcated mind and years of cultural indoctrination but whay is going on here? Did I run out of religious commentary to steal without realizing it? Jesus! That's ridiculous. Your conscience is the voice of God and your boner if Jesus' priapism. His ghost is possessing your weiner to... Um... Remind you that he died for your sins."

by Hym Iam November 18, 2023

Conscienceciously

To live or act with total alignment between one's conscience (moral sense), consciousness (self-awareness), and conscientiousness (careful responsibility). It describes a state of deep ethical, mental, and practical excellence, where one's actions are guided by truth, awareness, and intentional care.

"He lived conscienceciously, always making choices that aligned with his deepest values."

"Living conscienceciously means acting with integrity in all areas of life."

by Exorsia May 12, 2025

Doody Conscience

A feeling of remorse towards oneself for a reprehensible act.

Ted stole some jelly beans from Alice and now he has a doody conscience so hes going to apologize.

by southpaw53421 April 26, 2011

Level 1 Conscience

A phrase used to describe people who have no depth to their personality, are insufferably boring, cannot handle deep conversations, and maybe even stupid.

"Wow, Emily! You are a level 1 conscience person! I never want to talk to you again after this!"

by leveloneconsciencehere February 15, 2024