chocolate conquistador 

Akin to a butt pirate, except land-based.

Do you know those guys Hernan and Francisco? Total chocolate conquistadors.

chocolate conquistador by Sandar August 18, 2008

Conquistadore 

Someone who duels with the teachers a.k.a they make the teachers so angry they have a screaming match.

John "Mr Detez your fat!"
Mr Deteze "How dare you speak to me that way! How rude, do I go around saying whatever I want? im going to send you to the principles office do you understand?"
John "That doesn't help your fat problem sir!"
Phillip to Friend "whoa that guy can fight like a Conquistadore"

Conquistadore by Sir Gump December 24, 2007

conquistador 

Gnarly, radical, amazing, genius

Did you see me hit that rail
Yeah that was super conquistador!

conquistador by LinguisticHeaven January 18, 2025

Little conquistador 

When a spanish midget sticks his head in a big mouth vagina and explores the newly found territory.

I want a little boyfriend so i can he can do the little conquistador to me.

Little conquistador by Dr. Herman Von Veinerschnitzel May 31, 2013

reverse conquistador 

A Hispanic guy who dates white girls.

"I heard that Paco proposed to Ashlee."
"Yeah, he's a reverse conquistador."

reverse conquistador by Ánimo April 15, 2015

cum conquistador 

a legend who rode on a white sticky horse masturbating on everyone in sight

Hey rob, have you seen the Cum Conquistador?

Why yes! He nutted on carol!

cum conquistador by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk November 10, 2021

Cooch Conquistador

The top to a pillow princess. The one commanding.

Yeah Mark’s such a pillow princess that he has a Cooch Conquistador

Cooch Conquistador by Chopbag October 5, 2023