Canisexual Syndrome

When one has sexual desires for dogs, particularly for their own dog.

1. Rick was humping his dog, he must have Canisexual Syndrome.

2. The doctor diagnosed Jeff with Canisexual Syndrome.

by NH92 December 31, 2009

cosmosexual

The female (semi)equivalent of a man being "Metrosexual." A cosmosexual woman interacts with men and life primarily for momentary 'high-status' ego gratification, and not real relationship. Exemplified by women's 'power image' magazines such as Cosmo and Vogue.

My date Friday was so cosmosexual about her corporate identity, it seemed like talking to a man - she was too much in her head to relax, be herself and flirt with me

by JonasOfToronto December 21, 2008

cholosexual

A gay Mexican gangster, from the combination of homosexual and cholo.

That fag in the wife-beater is a cholosexual.

by Dave K. October 4, 2008

chocosexual

1. someone who is obscenely addicted to chocolate

2. someone who seems sexually aroused by chocolate

1. Sure, I like chocolate and you like chocolate, but with him it's more like an obsession. The moment something reminds him of chocolate, he has to find some or he freaks out. It's like he is a chocosexual.

2. She was getting off on her cupcake, like I wasn't even there. She is a chocosexual freak.

by nervedoc December 5, 2010

cosexual

Kind of like unisex, only when you can't think of that word.

"These jackets would be great to give out at the auto show! Both men and women could wear them because they are cosexual."

by Guyette Family March 18, 2007

Consexualations

Consensual Sexual Relations

In the sexual assault case, the defendant claimed that the actions in question were purely consexualations.

by Mr. Cox January 7, 2008

Comysexual

Someone who’s sexually attracted to communism

Hi I’m Comrade Elmo and I’m Comysexual

by Comrade Elmo December 23, 2019