Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.
Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.
by Jesus January 18, 2003
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Alex has to get his plan through it
I can’t stop until I get my plan through CONGRESS
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congressive

One who is/one who has a tendency to, waste time and energy. A congressive person is usually unproductive or when being congressive, are in a general lackadaisical denial of more important stuff they have to do.
If your mate was trying to fix something and got hung up on stuff that doesn't really matter in terms of getting the end desired result, you might say "Come on man! Can you just stop being so congressive man!" or "You're being so congressive! stop doing that and focus on the more important things you gotta do!".

Or.... On a friday evening after having done green tings with your homes and you're all afterburnt and your homie steps in a brother's place of dwelling and be you'd say "aww hell no man, I've been doing nothin for 2 hours man!" to which he'd reply, "maaan, you so congressive, you trippin".
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Congress

(prop n.) 1. A barrel of monkeys randomatically set loose in government office periodically. Through their collective decisive power, the United States of America was formed.
"Hey, it's almost time for the new Congress election!" "Better go buy some more monkeys."
by Razukin December 02, 2002
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Congress

nah theyr good ppl :)
by hctz October 22, 2003
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Congress

A perfectly flawless system of government regulation that consists of only the greatest minds ever to walk this planet.

See also sarcasm.
"Congress rules!" exclaimed the anarchist-who-rebelled-against-anarchy.
by Seph Hexen April 13, 2005
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Pro is the opposite of con, right? So, what's the opposite of progress?

Congress!
The Defense of Marriage Act. <-- Opposite of Progress
by butch_lebeau November 02, 2004
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