Bestfriend Confidentiality

A rule where bestfriends will keep information share between them confidential.

Guy #1: I’ m telling u this in bestfriend confidentiality.
Guy #2: No problem dude, My lips are sealed.

by Tntboss27 July 19, 2018

Confidentish

To be Confidentish is to be confident, but with the added insurance of a small measure of doubt. Confidentishness can help save face when fateful errors of prediction occur.

"Can you score that hot blond by the bar?"
"Uh well, I'm Confidentish?"

by PopeMichael March 26, 2010

confidentify

Identifying as someone more confident than yourself. Putting on a persona, pretending to be confident.

If you're feeling nervous, you can confidentify, get yourself feeling good.

by rockbrains August 6, 2023

confidentical

Information which is considered confidential however is exactly the same information which is freely available online or in various publications.

A clear over-reaching of political correctness around privacy laws preventing someone using common sense when dealing with personal information.

Adam: Hi Bob, I'm looking for Jim, can you give me his phone number.
Bob: Sorry I can't give out Jims number as its confidentical, try the White Pages.

by Fo0Led March 31, 2008

@confidentiyiost

the king of loving and lusting over straight white men while stanning living legends including ariana grande, billie eilish, and sabrina claudio. very friendly but will drag you harshly if needed so don't try it.

random stan account: OMG @confidentiyiost FOLLOWED ME
@fortnitenerd21: they've been following me mwah

by @makeupmatei November 13, 2019

condential

when a person tries to give a lecture that makes them look smarter than they really are by using big words.

"Those flatulence are an inconvenience to homosapiens everywhere!"
"Thanks for the condential Jean..."

by sam June 19, 2006

Schrödinger's confidentiality

The confidentiality of a specific set of political matters is in a state of superposition due to dishonest obfuscation until a politician or some elite in society honestly admits whether or not it is confidential.

News reporter said, "Was the meeting confidential?" Politician's response, "No!" News reporter replied, "Can you tell us what it's about than?" Politician's response, "That's confidential." News reporter replied, "Sir, you made the description of the meeting in a state of Schrödinger's confidentiality due to your dishonest contradictory responses. Can you please honestly explain whether or not it actually is confidential or not, and if not whether you're willing to tell us?"

by Thought_Addict March 25, 2025