Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose

Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.

by I got ligma December 19, 2018

Hood Connected

To have or to get all the necessary hook ups and connects in not just your hood but all over; where ever you go, because you got that swagga

Man, the reason Lexis been gettin all those gigs, is cuz she stay hood connected!

by Nautica Michaels October 17, 2008

conductor

A woman musician who works very hard with an musical ensemble to be recognize by the media.

Jill is a conductor who likes when the local press acknowledges her hard work with the symphony.

by violingeek July 26, 2011

Conductor

A homosexual male. Called a conductor because they drive their "trains" through other men's "tunnels".

can also be used to express aggravation towards someone.

He totally hiney-humped joe last night. He's a conductor big time.

or

Dude, Dont be such a fucking conductor.

by jenou April 19, 2007

rusty conductor

The act of giving a man a hand job while orchestrating a conductor wand in and out of his ass, while humming a tune.

Dude, Sheila got a primo concert experience thanks to the good ol' rusty conductor.

by Diones Smith October 10, 2006

Condickted Felon

A man with a fantastic dick. The best dick a woman or man ever had.

My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.

by MizzV March 14, 2015

bad conduct discharge

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.

My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.

by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018