condom

A savior from responsibility

Thank God, I had a condom else we'd be screwed.

condom by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 6, 2007

condom

a rubber balloon you stuff your penis in ,to keep all yoursexually transmitted diseases to yourself

i had better wear a condom so you dont catch my herpes

condom by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Condom

sumthing that guys better use unless they wanna pay 400 bucks a month for the damn thing that'll pop outta my coochie if u dont wear it!!!

u better put that thing on no matter if it slows the "stimulation" process or not

Condom by iben motherfuckin September 10, 2003

condom

A device, usually made of Latex or rubber and of different strengths and widths, usually lubricated, which can prevent pregnancys or STD's.

Drew, put on an american condom. Those fucking Chinese ones won't fit on yours; theyre too small.

condom by kilometeros July 7, 2008

Condom

The saver of all men from aids kids and comitment

Soz love im warin a condom so it aint serious

Condom by A fat twat May 13, 2005

Condom

The rubber device that fits on the dick to keep the males sperm from entering his sexual partner so they do not have a child.

Condoms helped us keep Johnny Jr. from being born...for a few years anyways....until they got expensive and w we have another mouth to feed.

Condom by Corey April 8, 2004

Condom

Somethin he better where if he wants to get anywhere near me unless he feels like payin for child support for 18 damn years..And if you think ur not a real man if you wear one then don't.. i'm sure u'll feel more like a man when your carryin around a bunch of damn babies!

you'll get no love if you dont wear the glove!

Condom by Joe May 25, 2004