condom

A:a protector of the unknown lol!
B:penis protector
C:something ppl like to blow up (like a balloon!)

1:TROJAN MAN!!!!!!
2:*dont worry im protected!*
3:?????????????

by mandi December 11, 2004

condom

A type of contraceptive measure. A condom is a protective cover worn over the penis during sex. If its used correctly, it catches semen when you cum, which stops the woman becoming pregnant. It also plays a majot role in stopping you catching STDs including AIDS, Ghonnoroea and Chlamydia.
Condoms come in a variety of shapes, sizes and thicknesses. Each one is a better fit for you, or may better during anal sex, oral sex or normal sex.
Also called rubbers or johnnys.

"put a condom on, i don't wanna get your cum in me"

by Oli87 June 22, 2007

condom

A necessary evil for most relationships, an uncomfortable, awkward device designed to prevent unwanted pregnancies and std's. Easier to operate for the less physically endowed male. Various sizes are misleading as none of them work perfectly for certain men as they all are of a tight fitting nature. The pill is a better alternative in a proper trusting relationship where you are sure about your partner's history. Causes many men to lose feeling/sensation especially later in life. Often a cause of friction in relationships as some women dont show a lot of sympathy or understanding of the fact that these objects are fiddly, kill the passion and reduce pleasure, and often wouldnt consider for one moment using a female version. However, if you are a player, dont muck about, bite the bullet and use the thing. We know it's crap but its the best of a bad bunch. Awaiting better invention

'i have a condom''do I have to put this thing on...its like wearing my mac in a bath?'

'this condom is so tight, I cant feel a thing? Aw bollocks, it's gone again!'

by Ricohard May 5, 2009

condom

Something used to prevent creating little monsters like you.

Wife: "Babe, don't forget a condom. I don't want a little monster"
Husband: "Okay"

by BusBusBusBusBus October 18, 2018

condom

A magical item that protects your lover from having a "little bundle of joy".

"Damn it, the condom didn't work."

by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016

condom

penis hat

used to prevent ya splat from entering da pussy

by joe mama April 21, 2004

condom

1.(noun) A sheath placed over the penis during intercourse to prevent the flow of semen. Used for prevention of STD's including, but not limited to, herpes, syphillis, and babies.
2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.

1. I practiced safe sex and used a condom.
2. A: John is coming over too
B: Oh, man. John is such a condom.
A: Huh?
B: Well, we don't really want him around, he puts a damper on the fun...but he's practical.
A: Huh?
B: He's a tool/douche, but he's also giving us a ride.
A: Oh, sweet word!

by 12345666 September 19, 2004