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Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".
Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."
by JRadimus April 10, 2011
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Continental fuck you

This type of curse is typically used for someone who's not accustomed at cursing, especially for well-off people who need to be able to curse someone in a classy and formal way.
"Did that car just cut me off ... ... Continental fuck you!"
by Caviarwithcoconutmilk October 12, 2017
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overly confident beard guy

a certain species of loser, with vast amounts of self confidence due to the follicles from his beard reaching into his brain and forcing him to act like a tosser.
person: oh hi how are you

overly confident beard guy:oh man like i was reading watchmen and combing my beard, surrounded by hot pussy, me me me me me oh did i mention im really cool zany and original! cali-forn-i- ay here i come!!!

person: oh right anyway im er going over here byeee.
by fahey123 March 30, 2009
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college confidential

An online forum with elitist and nerdy, overachieving students who are constantly worried about whether they will get into a top-ranking school
A (hyped-up) example of a post on a forum in College Confidential:

OP: Hello everyone at College Confidential! My name is SuperAchiever5000. Anyways, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY CHANCES for the Ivies, Duke, NYU, and Washington University in St. Louis?

I have a 4.99 GPA and a perfect SATI, with eight SATIIs (including French, German, Spanish, and Chinese) each at 770 or above. I'm just worried that I'm not special enough. I'm president of the entire freakin school and have volunteered more than 500 hours at the local shelter and pound. I play the piano and the violin. I haven't had that many awards, but I did win the international math competition. Also, one summer I found the cure to AIDs.

Do you think I have a chance to get into my selected schools?

Reply1: You have a shot! Go for it!

Reply 2: I'd say match for the Ivies, match for WUSTL, but high reach for NYU just cuz...

Reply3: No way, Reply2! I'd say OP with those stats will get in anywhere!

OP: Thanks guys for the encouragement! Anyone else? Wish me luck!
by SuperStellarGoGetter February 18, 2010
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Cross-continental yawn

Used to denote the situation which occurs when two individuals situated on different continents are conversing via a web-cam. When one individual yawns, the other may also "catch" the yawn, thus completing a cross-continental yawn.
"I was talking to Leah last night on Skype and a cross-continental yawn interrupted our discussion for a little while."
by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond August 12, 2009
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condoments

Sometimes referred to as flavoured lubricants, condoments are designed to add a twist to sex play. Many condoments are marketed as "low calorie" and "sugar free" and come in a variety of flavours or additives to increase or decrease sensation during sexual activities.

Condoments can make oral sex more pleasant, especially when using condoms which can leave a bad taste in one's mouth. It is important to note that if using latex prophylactics, oil-based condoments can cause a regular latex condom to break so be certain that the condoment of choice is water based.
Samantha: "My boyfriend always expects blowjobs and I want to make him feel good, but I just don't like the taste..."

Tracy: "I've got a bunch of condoments, you can have my bottle of vanilla bliss if you want, I only use the wet watermelon one..."
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 3, 2010
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confident

An act of being brave,Like going into war,causing emotional tears for wife/husband and children.Which will make you emotional also.
"I'm brave,I'm confident,I'm strong,I won't give up
by DerpyUnicorn October 23, 2016
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