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Conflusterbated

Confused, and bewildered to the point of frustration resulting in brain chatter
I was conflusterbated after she explained in detail her trip to the shoe shop.

(After constructing a flat packed piece of furniture) Why is there a screw left over? This is very conflusterbating.
by J Newham June 3, 2008
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concur

Best used in the movie with Leonardo di Caprio and Tom Hanks. Catch Me If You Can. Cool movie with a true story by the way.
Phony Famous Doc: Dr Harris?
Cluless but skilled doctor: Yes?
Phony Famous Doc: Do you concur?
Cluless but skilled doctor: Concur with... what, sir?

See it. Then you'll understand. By the time you're reading this, it's probably on TV anyway.
by ~The Nameless One~ May 22, 2005
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concubine

A woman who is involved in a monogamous relationship with a man but is not legally married to him. An old term for a kept woman or girlfriend.

She is usually a willing participant in the relationship and may be of any social status.
Anne Boleyn was just a concubine in the eyes of her opponents and she was slandered as a homewrecker; Katherine of Aragon was Henry VIII's true queen in their eyes.

The harem of the palace did house the Sultan's wives and concubines, but it typically also housed all of the women of the palace, including his mother, sisters, aunts, and cousins.

Queen Catherine de' Medici resented her husband's dalliances with his much older concubine, Diane de Poitiers.

The senator's wife was indignant, barely containing her rage when she confronted her husband about the secret series of concubines that he had.
by Lorelili July 28, 2011
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Concubone

Opposite of concubine.
A man in a harem that a powerful woman keeps for sex.
Cougar MILFs often have a few young concubones.
by Scrappy SamCat January 21, 2009
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Concussive Maintenance

The use of open palm strikes to repair malfunctioning equipment.
The computer screen is crooked from years of concussive maintenance.
by Bytemeister July 25, 2011
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CONFLUSED

TO BE CON (FUCKING) FUSED , BEWILDERED, NO IDEA AT ALL , MIXED UP
YOU GOT ME CONFLUSED WITH YOUR LAST BITCH.
by tastie cakes lmao October 20, 2008
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conflused

Unable to think clearly due to symptoms of the flu or cold.
I was so sick last week. I was conflused and could not think straight!
by carickster August 9, 2016
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