Apple computer

A type of computer that many troglodytes think is the best around

troglodyte: the MacBook (apple computer) is best
Normal person: no it's not

by Yeethasbeentaken May 6, 2020

computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

by Telephony July 3, 2014

computer science

"CS"

The magical major where you have to write a program the night before it is due while your friends are playing poker and getting laid.

Forces you to take 3 semesters of calculus. This is not good.

I did fine in CS, but I failed calculus and lost my scholarship.

by Jason Hickey February 4, 2004

computer high

What happens after you've been on the computer so long that your eyes glaze over and you start acting like your high, stoned and/or drunk.

Computer Girl: Wooooo I've been on the computer for SIX HOURS STRAIGHT! Wheee! I'm gonna go now, biznatches. Gonna go to...where's that place again? That place...
Guy Watching: Wow, someone's computer high.

by keeneyecoolhead December 9, 2008

computer crash

when your computers hard drive is holding so much porn that it just simply quits.

bob:why doesnt your computer work?

jon:i was watching porn and it just stopped working

bob:sounds like a computer crash!

by dont shoot March 5, 2011

pinewood computer core

the roblox game where noobs blow up a reactor

i cant find a pinewood computer core server where theres nobody trying to blow up the core

by piece of soup June 11, 2020

computer

A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.

1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)

by Why do I keep coming here? September 24, 2003