Compoosed

A confusing composition made of large confuzzling words.

I looked at the compoosed essay, my response...
WTF!!!!

by BIOTCH!!! March 13, 2008

Compooner

A person who watches to much poon on his computer is a compooner.

Person 1: I love watching poon on my computer!
Person 2: You're a compooner!
Person 3: I agree!

by Wordmaker 4000 November 1, 2017

Clompoodle

A group of poodles more than three being walked by one person

I saw a dog walker being pulled over by a clompoodle,

by Vicious orange carrot August 6, 2018

Compother

Regathering of the thoughts; rethinking

Kate needs to compother herself, her outfit is a no no!!

by Sav_anne_lee December 22, 2018

cumpooter

stephan pastis's croc speak for 'computer'.

me ees like cumpooter

by duck666 February 14, 2019

comportmental

Behavioral

Comportmental disorder

by TiggerSP July 13, 2020

Comportmentalize

To mentally find and use ideas that comport to narratives that support one's belief system in order to ease the discomfort of cognitive dissonance when competing ideas are in conflict with each other.

Person 1: "Wow! I'm mentally conflicted here! These competing ideas really are in conflict with each other and I don't know which one to support."

Person 2: "Well, rather than compartmentalize those thoughts, why don't you comportmentalize them and find a narrative that comports with your belief system? That might help with your cognitive dissonance."

by Agathokakologicaltopianist November 9, 2020